ultrafacts:

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cosbyykidd:

thuglifeandhackysacks:

queeniman:

Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..

White person: Sell me the house.

Realtor: …are you sure?

White person: I’ll pay triple.

Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing

White person: Do you prefer cash or check?

(via earthdad)

(via earthdad)

wastedweekends:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

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vinegod:

SURPRISE!!! by Bottlerocket

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newzealandsupreme:

are we just gonna ignore the fact that fiona exploded and murdered a bird for 3 measly fucking eggs?¿?!

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