leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

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master-yota:

rauhweltbegriff:

yungterra:

destiny is one of 2014’s most anticipated first-person shooters

IM FUCKING CRYING

Aye

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